One day, a panda goes into a café and ordered a sandwich. After finishing his meal, he took out a gun. He fires two shots into the air and moves toward the door.
Perplexed, the bartender asks him why he did that.
"I'm a panda," he replies, tossing a badly-punctuated wildlife manual at the man. "Look it up."
Inside, the panda's entry reads as follows: "Panda. Large bear-like mammal native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
Wanna play a simple punctuation game? No prizes though.
2 comments:
Hi Merf!
I have the book from which this anecdote came and you might be interested to read about it. I wrote this in my blog in March, 2005 (before I opened by blog to the public).
Here is the link:
http://bloggingbugs.blogs.com/blogging_bugs/2005/03/eats_shoots_lea.html
hihi!
I'm gonna hunt for this book in a local library. Gonna get my hands on it!
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