juz kidding

Gloria, Marcos and Erap were in a get-away vehicle trying to escape from the angry mob. The vehicle stalled beside three tall leafy trees. The three alighted and each started scrambling up the trees. Gloria on the first, Marcos on the second and Erap on the third.

The mob reached the vehicle.

Mob leader: "Shake the trees. They must be up there hiding among the leaves."

The mob started shaking the first tree.

Gloria, from up the tree: "Tweet-tweet...tweet-tweet..."

Mob leader: "Wrong tree. There's only a bird up there. It might defacate on us. Shake the next one."

And the mob started shaking the next one.

Marcos, from up the second tree: "Ssssssss...ssssssss..."

The mob ran to the third tree in terror, fearing that the snake on the second tree would fall on them.

From up the third tree, Erap was trying to seek Marcos' help from the second tree.

Erap: "Marcos, Marcos, what do I do?"

Marcos: "Just pretend to be an animal."

From below, the mob leader tells the people to start shaking the last tree. And they started shaking it hard.

To their surprise, a loud familiar sound came from up the tree.

"Moooooo.... moooooooo..."
-Sassy Lawyer, Gloria, Marcos and Erap, 14 Jul 2005