I used to be conceited, but now I'm perfect!

"I think all extremists should be shot."



"I hate all those people who make generalisations"



"I used to be apathetic, but now I just don't care."



"I used to be indecisive, but now I just don't know."



"I've decided that I procrastinate too much, but I'm going to change that in a week or so."



"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up."



"I used to be conceited, but now I'm perfect."



"Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."



"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."



"Thank God for atheism."



"I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults."



"I'm not arrogant, I'm just better that you."

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